On Sunday morning I wanted to go to the church
because I think it’s important to listen and improve my English. I went to St.
Mary’s church at 11.50 am but nobody was entering to the church and I saw that
the building was being repaired so I decided to go to another church I knew
that there was one in Balleycain and I tried to go in that direction. I took a shortcut
but I got lost. Finally I could found it. The first strange thing for me was
that the church was circular like in the circus and the priest was in the
middle of the mass.
It’s a small church but a lot of people inside
in. Another thing was that in the middle of the mass some people carry a blue
bag ( no basket like in Spain) for collecting money and five minutes later another
guy does the same but with different bag (red bag). I didn’t know why reason
there were 2 bags. Everybody gave money except me. I have to say that I didn’t
understand anything in the mass only a few words like holy, lord or Jesus
Christ and a few latin words like amen or aleluya. During the mass I was
laughing because I was remembered a joke about a priest told to me by JM (Jorge
Mallón, don’t confuse with Jose Mourinho). The joke is something like this:
“There is a teenager priest with a pain in his ass who goes to the hospital and
says to the nurse: “I’ve got a pain in my ass” and the nurse answered:
“quickly, to the priest room”. hahaha
And the last thing was at the end of the mass. The
deliver of the Eucharist or the strongest hit (ostias) isn’t given by the
priest. It’s given by normal people and everybody goes to eat it except me.
The most incredible thing was that the priest
was reading the mass with his tablet. Yes, he used an Ipad. I couldn’t believe
it! Oh, my God!! What will happen if during the mass the tablet doesn’t work
because it hasn’t batteries?? Only God knows.
The front of the church |